Flying Monkeys of Death

November 18th, 2009
I think the "Stocking Stuffer of the Year" award committee may have compromised their usual high standards.

I think the "Stocking Stuffer of the Year" award committee may have compromised their usual high standards.

Wow! What a great gift idea! Let’s check out the video, shall we?

The perfect gift for your little hooligan.

The perfect gift for your little hooligan.

Ah, the Amazing Screaming Flying Monkey. What they don’t tell you is that the “screaming” comes from the mouths of little Jimmy’s unsuspecting targets: his little sister, grandma, the neighborhood cats…

Yeah. This will definitely make it a Christmas to remember. Next time just get him the Red Ryder BB Gun that he asked for.

Fun Like Cancer!

November 17th, 2009
Tomorrow? Holy crap! This is fun!

I'm going to die tomorrow? Holy crap! This is fun!

Other fun quizzes:

  • Is your wife cheating on you?
  • Do your friends secretly hate you?
  • What parasites are in your body right now?
  • What anonymous loser were you in your past life?
  • On which level of Hell will your soul suffer for all eternity?

Three’s Company Too!

November 17th, 2009

threeclicks

Two fake choices just weren’t enough for this company. Now you have three identical links to choose from!

Two Clicks, or not Two Clicks?

November 17th, 2009

twoclicksagain

Yet another fake choice: Relief Now, or Relief Now? Which one do I choose?

The Illusion of Choice

November 17th, 2009

twomanychoices

I’m noticing a new trend in Spam, where they offer you two identical choices that both go to the same place. Poor design, or marketing genius? You decide!

Uh…

November 17th, 2009
I have nothing to add...

I have nothing to add...

Seriously…WTF?

Scottish Frog Says…

November 17th, 2009
He smiled as he cursed them for all eternity.

He smiled as he cursed them for all eternity.

Convertible with family inside weighs more than empty hard-top!

They will look up and shout “Save us!”

November 17th, 2009
I see two sad elves facing away from each other...so lonely.

I see two sad elves facing away from each other...so lonely.

…and I’ll whisper, “Do you have insurance?”

Red Red Wine…Pill

November 17th, 2009
Look as youthful and vivacious as a Skid Row bum!

Look as youthful and vivacious as a Skid Row bum!

All the benefits of red wine without any of the fun!

Phishbook

November 17th, 2009

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Dear Potential Moron,

Please come to our website and enter in as much personal information you can.

Thanks,

Internet Parasite